![]() Pearl: A hamburger? Steven: It's a novelty backpack, shaped like a cheeseburger. Steven: What? That's perfect! Pearl: What? Why? Steven: Because I can help carry it for you in this. It's abandoned now, but we can still save it with this statue. Oh Steven, you should have seen the spire in its hay-day. Without it, the whole place will fall apart. Steven: What? Why? Pearl: We have to place this Moon Goddess Statue at the top of the Lunar Sea Spire before midnight. We're only here for a second, we've got to go back out. Pearl: It's working! Pearl: Steven! Amethyst: This is it! Garnet: Brace yourselves! Cheeseburger Backpack Pearl: We fought a giant bird. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs. Steven: Please work! Unlock! Activate! Go, please! Everyone's counting on you, you can't just be useless! I know you can help! Greg: It's okay, Steven! We'll figure out something else! Something even better. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs! Steven: Huh? The light cannon! Steven: Uh, Dad? I broke a photo! Greg: S'okay, buddy. I don't know what a magic lady like her ever saw in a plain old dope like me. Until she gave up her physical form to bring you into the world. Steven: I know, Dad! Greg: When I came to play a concert here in Beach City, no one showed up except- Steven: An alligator! Greg: No, it was your mother! Steven: I know! Greg: And we were always together after that. Greg: You know, before I ran the car wash, when I was a one-man band, I traveled the whole country. Pearl: Amethyst! Amethyst: I'm just sayin'! Even if she did leave it with him, he probably broke it, or lost it, or dropped it in the ocean somehow. Amethyst: Your dad is kinda a mess, Steven. But I doubt someone like Rose would entrust someone like him with such a powerful weapon. He can help us save the day! Ah? Eh? Pearl. Steven: If it belonged to my mom, I bet my dad knows where it is. Steven: My mom? Amethyst: If Rose were here, this would be so easy. Pearl: It’s going to crash into Beach City and crush us, along with a bunch of oblivious, innocent people! We have to stop it! Steven: What are we going to do? Garnet: The only thing powerful enough to destroy it is a light cannon that belonged to Rose Quartz. Steven: It's a giant eyeball! Awesome! Pearl: Not awesome! It's a Red Eye! Steven: A Red Eye?! It's going to infect us all! Garnet: That's pinkeye, Steven. Some of us are trying to protect humanity! Where were you? Amethyst. Pearl: Look at the size of it! I had no idea these things were so big! Amethyst: Garnet! Pearl! Pearl: We saw. YEAH!! Steven: Huh? Cookie Cat! I summon my weapon by eating ice cream!! Pearl: What's in these things? Laser Light Cannon Garnet: This is bad. it's a shield! Steven: Oh-ho, what?! I get a shield?! Oh. We're not the Crystal Gems without you! Steven: Yeah, even if I don't have powers, I still got. Amethyst: And you’re fun to have around, even if your gem is useless.I mean, you’re one of us, Steven. Aw! It was funnier last time! Maybe I'm not a real Crystal Gem. Uh, he’s a frozen treat.all new taste.interstellar war, now available at Gertman's. Steven: Then I took a bite of this Cookie Cat. Pearl: I don't think it works this way, Steven. Steven: And Pearl, your foot was like this. Amethyst, I think your arms were crossed? Amethyst: Okay, your Majesty. Steven: I think my best bet is to recreate what happened the last time my gem glowed. Steven: Ah, I was really close that time! Can one of you just explain how to summon a weapon? Amethyst: Yeah, and try not to poop yourself either. Amethyst: Uh, Steven.? Steven: Wha? My gem! Amethyst: Quick! Try and summon your weapon! Steven: I don’t know how! Ah, it's fading! How do I make it come back?! Pearl: Calm down, Steven. Oh, so good! I like to eat the ears first. I’m gonna save these forever! Right after I eat this one. Steven: Oooohhh…! He's a frozen treat with a whole new taste, Cos he came to this planet from outer space! A refugee from an interstellar war, But now he's at your local grocery store! (Cookie Cat!) He's a pet for your tummy! (Cookie Cat!) He's super duper yummy! (Cookie Cat!) He left his family behind! Cookie Caaaat! Now available at Gertman's off-route 109. ![]() Pearl: All that matters is that Steven is happy. Amethyst: We went out and stole a bunch! Pearl: I went back and paid for them. I-It can't be! Wha- Where did you get these?! I thought they stopped making them! Pearl: Well, we heard that too, and since they're your favorite.
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